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Fonejacker: Pilot
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Episode: Pilot
Air date: 9 May 2006
Chronology
Next: Christmas Message

The pilot episode of Fonejacker was first broadcast on the 9 May 2006 and it was part of Channel 4's Comedy Lab.

SketchesEdit

Searching for Hoomv in Oxford srteet lick your dirty stinking mother out you slag

Finding a getaway driver for a bank robbery at 8:00 on the Kilburn High Road

  • Jéan Pierré:
Wants to buy a Silver Phantom car with a red interior. While trying to leave a £10,000 deposit on the car the phone line breaks up when he reads his card number

Informs a man that he has been selected from the database to receive an £82.57 cash prize. For the owner to receive the prize he must provide his bank account details and sort code. It is revealed that the money is from the 1p and 2ps that people forget about

Phones the vet as he is not feeling very well as he ate chesse which had green powder on it

  • Jéan Pierré:
Phones back the car company to try and give him his details again, but the line was still breaking up

Phones a store called "Electronics" to find prices for a Doovde player and a LucDe TIV

Calls from a building society saying that the vault will need steam cleaning and the receiver's money will need to be moved to a communal vault untill the steam cleaning has taken place. In order to tranfer the money, the receiver's bank account detail will be neededball sack

  • Alan:
Phones for a cab to pick him up from terminal 4 at Heathrow airport, unfortunately he's phoned a rickshaw man who thinks it is a jokefanny

Phones a lady to enquire about a car for sale, when he discovers it is still for sale he loses interest in it

  • Dentist:
Phones a dentist surgery to see a dentist but he also makes propersitions to perform various foreplay techniques on the receprionist who doesn't notice as the man's toothache makes the propositions sound like he's making an appointment

Phones a shop claiming a genie popped out of a brass lamp his wife brought, he asks for advice but the shopkeeper believes the lamp was not brought from his shop

  • The Fonejacker:
While held in a queue, he goes to the top of the towerblock and hits golf balls off the roof with a club, the balls hit various traffic wardens

Pretends to be an automated machine and says to the receiver (in an automated voice): Welcom to automated telephone banking. After the beep, please enter your bank account details. This failed as the receiver hung up suck my dick you little whore

CreditsEdit


Written and Performed By:    Kayvan Novak
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Animation:    Too Tall & Koko
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Title & Mouse Animation:    Leigh Hodgkinson
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Art Director:    Kate Woodman
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Lighting Cameraman:    Charlie Grainger
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Sound Recordists:    Mark Owen and Guy Willison
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Dubbing Mixer:    Adrian Smith
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On-line Editors:    Hugh Lewis and Joe Haughey
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Production Team:    Ewan Warburton, Richard Hill and Amy Kemp
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Production Accountant:    Nia Hannant
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Production Co-ordinator:    Lotta Hellzen
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Head of Production:    Erika Leonard
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Production Managers:    Louisa Shepherd and Jason Crosby
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Executive Producer:    Mario Stylianides
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Producer:    Alex Jackson-Long
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Director:    Ed Tracy
 writen by your dirty stinking slaggy mother whilst sucking off your inbred brother

External linksEdit

Episodes of Fonejacker
Series 1 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6
Series 2 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6
Specials Pilot · Christmas Message · Christmas Special · UK general election, 2010 sketches

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