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№ of adverts: 5
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Characters: Brian Badonde
Dufrais Constantinople
Augustus Kwembe
Terry Tibbs
The Aziz Azizzi
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Before the debut of Facejacker a few adverts were broadcast. Each advert was set in the same cafe called "Jack's Cafe".

AdvertsEdit

Many FacesEdit

Many Faces involved most of the Facejacker characters played by Kayvan Novak.

  • Terry Tibbs is on his mobile phone constructing a deal on a Maserati 3200.
  • Dufrais Constantinople is trying to get the attention of a waitress to order, but he is being unnoticed and most people are being served before him.
  • Augustus Kwembe is pretending to be blind and orders a full english.
  • Brian Badonde examines his food and then Terry's.
  • The Aziz Azizzi orders a berlt (BLT) sandwhich.

At the end of the scene an announcement comes over the tannoy saying "Many faces, one man" and at the moment the tannoy says "...one..." all the characters look directly at the camera. After the message about when Facejacker starts the tannoy announcer says "Nice hat" to a waitress wearing a Fonejacker balaclava.

AugustusEdit

Augustus involved Augustus Kwembe and Terry Tibbs.

Augustus is reding a newspaper and observes there is a combination of things he likes, in his own words there is "nothing but bad news and a pair of tits", Terry who is opposite Augustus asks him if his hair is real.

BerltEdit

Berlt involed the Aziz Azizzi and Brian Badonde with Terry Tibbs briefly seeen. This was an extended version of his role in Many Faces.

The Aziz Azizzi has read the menu and asks the waitress for a berlt. The waitress and Brian fail to understand what he means, so Azizzi offers to spell it, it is then revealed to be a BLT (Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato Sandwhich).

BrianEdit

Brian involved Brian Badonde. He is squeezing both brown and tomato (red) sauce to his food at the same time, while he is doing that he says to the waitress he is giving "...it some bolour (colour)", he goes on to say "bon appétit".

DufraisEdit

Dufrais involed Dufrais Constantinople and Brian Badonde.

Dufrais arrives next to Brian at the counter to make a complaint, his complaint is about the number of mushrooms on his toast, he's counted 26 but the day before he had 29. The waitress ignores him and walks off and Brian, who has been watching Dufrais complain, looks the other way and softly says Boo.

Terry TibbsEdit

Terry Tibbs involved the character with the same name and Dufrais Constantinople.

While Dufrais thoroughly examines the menu the waitress brings Terry his lunch order. Terry, who pauses his phone call, asks the waitress for another tea and admires her body, he then returns to his phone call only to discover the person on the other end has hung up.

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